Teddy Boy Kung-Fu Weapon

They’re comin’ from my left, they’re comin’ from my right
They’re comin’ from the pub, I’m in a street fight
A sea of black leather is on my side
But now it’s too late to run and hide

I’m a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention
My pinball ball’s gonna teach you a lesson
I’ll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven
Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon

So I ran to the park, tried to climb up a tree
They grabbed me by the ankles, kicked the shit out of me
I hid the scrapes and bruises from my dear old mum
Until she saw the front page of the next day’s Sun

I’m a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention
My pinball ball’s gonna teach you a lesson
I’ll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven
Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon

Though my jaw was broken, couldn’t hold my silence
I’m gonna get laid with my tales of violence
I tried it with a girl, hot as central heating
She said: My boy gave you that beating, uh-huh

I’m a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention
My pinball ball’s gonna teach you a lesson
I’ll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven
Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon