I Hate Christmas

Today everybody is really happy
The bells are loud, my grandma proud
Her grandsons were good boys this year
“Let’s see what’s under the tree, my dear”

December, the month of magic
Hey brother, let’s use your credit

And there goes another happy owner
The old woman bought gifts at every corner
Oh, this time of love an forgiveness
You’re just another turkey murder witness

I’m from Brazil, whatever, singing in english sounds so much better
But you can tell me what to do on my next video..
Yeah, you can tell me what to do, but no…

It’s funny how everybody is waiting
A flying old man with some creepy pets
Well, i don’t really like red
So I’m gonna stay in my bed

So let’s get the family together and eat
The kids are seeing Santa “Can’t you see?”
But your bank account is the only thing going d-d-d-down by the chaminee

December, the month of magic
Hey brother, let’s use your credit

You will save your money, as much as you can
You will obey the older ones and then
You will be the last secret Santa and then
None of them is sharing their piece of ham

I’m from Brazil, whatever, singing in english sounds so much better
But you can tell me what to do on my next video..
Yeah, you can tell me what to do, but no…

It’s funny how everybody is waiting
A flying old man with some creepy pets
Well, i don’t really like red
So I’m gonna stay in my bed

Hey mom… I don’t want to go to Christmas…
You see… I don’t really like Red

Hey daughter… mommy is going to sleep now
The wine that i drank was a little too strong
So go on to the Chorus, let’s end this song

It’s funny how everybody is waiting
A flying old man with some creepy pets
Well, i don’t really like red
So I’m gonna stay in my bed