Nails

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Girl, don’t try it
You break it then you buy it
So don’t deny it
Just press and reapply it
Hard acrylic
Gets harder when you fill it
So twenty dollar bill it
And scratch it ‘til you kill it

If you’re not wearing nails
You’re not doing drag

Long nails, short nails
White nails, black nails
Right nails, wrong nails
As long as there’s a… nail
Straight nails, gay nails
Love nails, hate nails
Your nails, my nails
As long as there’s a… nail

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Put on some fucking nails
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Shape and file
Like you’re Selina Kyle
Reflect your style
Just keep it versatile
Spit and polish
Conquer and demolish
Amaze and then astonish
Now drink like alcoholics

If you’re not wearing nails
You’re not doing drag

Long nails, short nails
White nails, black nails
Right nails, wrong nails
As long as there’s a… nail
Straight nails, gay nails
Love nails, hate nails
Your nails, my nails
As long as there’s a… nail

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Put on some fucking nails
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(Ooooh, where are your nails)
(Oooooh, where the fuck are your nails)

Active oval french tip
Here’s a Sally beauty tip
Shave your arms, put on nails
Do not pass go, go straight to jail
Super Glue some bitch claws
Or look like fucking Santa Claus
Scratch n’ sniff, take a whiff
Or put some fucking gloves on

Cat scratch fever
Look like Sigourney Weaver
Are you June Cleaver
Or a Labrador Retriever?
Miss Visage got it right
Keep your nails right and tight
Just the tip, pussy lip
All eyes on you, you took the night

Long nails, short nails
White nails, black nails
Right nails, wrong nails
As long as there’s a… nail
Straight nails, gay nails
Love nails, hate nails
Your nails, my nails
As long as there’s a… nail

Nails, nails nails nails
Nails nails nails, nails nails nails
Put on some fucking nails
Nails nails nails, nails nails nails
Nails nails nails, put on some fucking nails