To My White Boy Princess

This is my love song
For you
And if you hear this on Soundcloud
I have an entire album of songs written about you
This is one of them

Run, run, run, run away, way, way
From the white boys club, be with me, me, me
I am Peggy Gou, your hot Asian wife
I will make you make you waffles, keep you warm at night

All my besties don’t like you, but they don’t know you like I do
You’re so pretty, I want to
Give birth to our monkey boo
Your bros are bad influence
Please cancel your membership
Happy little sunflower, you’re just so sweet and sensitive

(What! What?) Did I do to you freak you out? (What did I do?)
I know you’re not even that into me
But I’m never moving on! (Yeah)
Never moving on (very obsessed)

Run, run, run, run away, way, way
From the white boys club, be with me, me, me
I am Peggy Gou, your hot Asian wife
I will make you make you waffles, keep you warm at night

Run, run, run, run away, way, way
From the white boys club, be with me, me, me
I am Peggy Gou, your hot Asian wife
I will make you make you waffles, keep you warm at night

Unfollowed, unliked, thank God, finally she left
But what is the beef did you guys have hate sex?
My white boy princess, I am totally obsessed
And can I please ride in your Tesla Model S again

(What! What?) Did I do to you freak you out? (What did I do?)
I know you’re not even that into me
But I’m never moving on (Yeah)
Never moving on (very obsessed)

Run, run, run, run away, way, way
From the white boys club, be with me, me, me
I am Peggy Gou, your hot Asian wife
I will make you make you waffles, keep you warm at night

Run, run, run, run away, way, way
From the white boys club, be with me, me, me
I am Peggy Gou, your hot Asian wife
I will make you make you waffles, keep you warm at night