Pack Of Pussy Skit

The League Crew
‘Just think.. If instead of having to meet and pull a female to drill
What if a ni*** could go to the store, and buy a whole pack of pu***?
This is what it would sound like:’

[Together:] Whoohoohoo, oh yeah!
[B-Rich] I got me some Asian twat, dawg, what you get?
[Playboy Tre:] He got that pu***! Whoo! I got some of that African bam, bam, bam! Yeah! Whoo! Just want that – Whoo!
[B-Rich:] Whoa, yeah dawg.. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey man.. Hey, dawg.. You can’t do what you did last time – you cannot f*** the pu*** before we get home
[Playboy Tre:] I’m just so excited man.. What-what you talking about, man? What? Yeah, I don’t know why you trippin’ man, I mean..
[B-Rich:] Don’t bust it open dawg. Dawg we almost home!
[Playboy Tre:] I mean, I mean.. Man, I be, I be trying man
[B-Rich:] We right around the block, man
[Playboy Tre:] I ain’t had, I ain’t, I ain’t had a chance to get to the store man, like..
[B-Rich:] Two minutes!
[Playboy Tre:] Let me open it up and f*** it.. Please, let me open my pack up!
[B-Rich:] Nah, nah, just wait, just wait, dawg
[Playboy Tre:] I can’t help it no more!
[B-Rich:] NOO!
[B-Rich:] Stretch it out, Tre, stretch it out! Stretch it out!
[Playboy Tre:] Pack of pu***! Pussy pack! Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh yeah! Can I have your pack too?
[B-Rich] Hell, naw..