P.U.! (Sure is stinky)

There’s something in the air. And it doesn’t smell so good.
I wish I didn’t have a nose. I’d remove it if I could.
You’re not kidding, it smells real bad. It’s a really awful smell.
This swamp is super-stinky. And I don’t feel so well.…
But we gotta get this message through. And to the other side.
There’s only one thing we can do. Hold your nose and say p.u.!
P.U! Look out! P.U! Watch out!
P.U! Better jump! P.U! Sure is stinky!
I’ve never smelled a smell like this. It’s like a hot dog rotting in the bun.
Or like the smell egg salad makes. When it’s left out in the blazing sun.
Don’t let the bubbles get you. Or you’ll be stinky too.
And then nobody that you know. Will wanna be
friends with you.
P.U! Look out! P.U! Watch out!
P.U! Better jump! P.U! Sure is stinky!
It smells like garbage. Like dirty diapers,
Like moldy cheese. Like mushy peas
Like dirty socks on monster feet
Or sixty-seven-day-old meat!
P.U! Look out! P.U! Watch out!
P.U! Better jump! P.U! Sure is stinky!
P.U!!!!!!!!!!!