Be My Guest

Judy
(speaking)
Good evening! we got a very exciting show planned for you tonight, i, we’ve
Marvellous people…
(singing)
We’ve got barbra streisand
I think she’s nice and
She has such voice and
She got such elegance
It’s a joy to have her on my show!

(applause)

Barbra
Judy! it’s great to be with you.

Judy
Be my guest, be my guest

Barbra
You know, i’ve been a fan of yours since i was two.

Judy
Be my guest, be my guest

Barbra
Well if i really am your guest
I have a small request

Judy
Anything you wanna do

Barbra
Anything?

Judy
Anything!

Barbra
Can i replace you?

Judy
Be my guest, be my guest

(applause because ethel merman is entering the studio)

Ethel
Hi, what a team! watch the team!

Judy
I’m just so surprised to see … you look marvellous

Ethel
I feel pretty good. i was uhm…

Judy
You know me fellas

Ethel
Yeah, how about that, i, i was across the, i am across the hall here i was
Taping a red scelton show and … gee…

Judy
What did you do belting?

Ethel
I was belting? i heard you two belting! i heard the noise and that’s why i
Came in here. i just came in to say hello, that’s all.

Judy
And how about this barbra? what about …

Ethel
Yeah, isn’t it great, the new belter!
Yeah, what’s the next thing now after this… the next big thing? that you
…

Barbra
It’s called funny girl it’s about fanny brice you know,

Ethel
Wonderfull! have a good…

Barbra
Based on her romance with nicky arnstein.

Ethel
You have a good composer?

Barbra
Jule styne

Ethel
Oh, jule styne, he wrote, he wrote gipsy, oh my goodness she couldn’t
Have… oh, you’re in good hands girl!