Croquet

Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet (2x)
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet
(croquet, croquet)

Yo, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and black
This game’s gonna give me a heart attack
Ya got singles, doubles, and triple licks
Do what ever ya want, just pick your stick!

My name is Rick O’Shea
And I play blue
Back in the day, I say toodle-oo to you!
See, I am the rover, God gave me like 4 leaf clover
Hey wicket, Get your stick,
Gonna rob the courts, gonna rob the courts!

Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet
(they played!)
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet
(oh, give it to me now!)
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet
(croquet, croquet)

I’m DJ Wickett and I rule the court
Lies for me, ya hear that sport
Put ‘em through the holes, yeah I got my ho’s
Watch up! This is a croquet hold-up!
My swing is sweeter than a fat jelly donut!

Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet (2x)
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet

Excuse me — I’m Roxie Roquet, I’m off cream
I inhereted my stroke from the queen
I’ve known lots of blokes off the green
So put your pounds & your bucks on me
I’m second only to capital B
1st come 1st serve the losers h’douerves
I’m gonna wipe this point thing clean
I’m talkin’ bout YOU,
OSHAY
I’m talkin’ bout YOU,
DJ!
(no way!)

Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet
(oh yeah)
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet
(is the mallet here?)
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
Back in the day people used to get dressed up
To play croquet
(croquet, croquet, croquet!)

One, two, three, four, five six seven eight nine
Do it in order, or lose your time,
Wicket sport is wicked rhyme
Hate to break it to you but this court is MINE.
(it’s mine it’s mine it’s mine)

When you bend over, to take the pucks
All you fuckin’ punks can kiss our butts! (2x)

Back in the day, back in the day…