Tequila Sheila

Pour me another tequila, Sheila!
Pour me another tequila, Sheila
Take off that red satin dress
I crossed the border, and I beat the dealer
For all the damn gold in Juarez
I feel like ol’ Poncho Villa, Sheila
And I got the pesos to spend

So pour me another tequila, Sheila
And lay down and love me again
No, I can’t tell you about it
But don’t mind my gun by the bed
I feel kinda naked without it
And it eases the fears in my head
So just pass me the salt and the lemon

Bend down and blow out the lights
I never have trusted the women
Oh, but Sheila, I’ll trust you tonight
So pour me another tequila, Sheila
And take off that red satin dress
I crossed the border, and I beat the dealer

For all the damn gold in Juarez
I feel like ol’ Poncho Villa, Sheila
And I sure could use me a friend
So pour me another tequila, Sheila
And lay down and love me again
Shelia, I’m hearin’ your heart beat

But I’m hearin’ footsteps outside
The courtyard is crawlin’ with them federales
And Sheila, there’s no place to hide
I don’t know who could’ve tipped ‘em
‘Cause nobody knew it but you
And I can’t make love to a squealer, Sheiler
So I guess there’s just one thing to do
So pour me another tequila, Sheila
I’m gonna put on your red satin dress

Now you put on my clothes and you go out and face the dealer
Sheila, I’ll wish you the best
I feel like ol’ Poncho Villa, Sheila
I need a fast horse and a friend
So pour me another tequila, Sheila
And I’ll ride for the border again
Yeah, pour me another tequila, Sheila
And I’ll ride for the border again, ha-ha