I F--k Sl--ts

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts
No ifs and’s, and/or buts. I fuck sluts
I fuck sluts

Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking
They’ll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking
But that’ll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking
Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

I have a list. A list? Yes
A list of all the sluts I’ve missed
I’ve never fucked or sucked these sluts
And thus my nuts are fucking pissed
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking
Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list

Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh
With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash

But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart
They can talk about science, music, or art
They can put you together or they can pull you apart

But don’t trust these sluts, don’t, don’t you dare
They’ll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they’ll be gone and then you’ll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there

So, you see, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. We all learned something