The Breakup Song

[Girl]
It’s over
We shouldn’t fight to stay together just to fight again
It’s over
We’re unhappy
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
And even though it’s not gonna go any further
I swear I don’t regret a second of it
And when the dust has settled
I hope we can still be friends

[Bo]
And then I said
Eat a dick!
Eat a dick!
Eat a fucking dick, like this!
Put on your dick eating gloves!
Get ready to gooble a dick up!
If you don’t like this dick, sitch
Eat a dick, bitch!

[Girl]
(I think I made the right decision here)
Ok, you’re angry
I can see that
But you don’t need to make this harder than it has to be
I try to speak to you
But you won’t listen-

[Bo]
Eat a dick!

[Girl]
Hold on, please just let me fi’

[Bo]
Eat a dick!

[Girl]
Oh my God
Honestly, are you fucking five?
I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
I’m saying how I’m feeling
And you’re saying eat a dick over and over again
Does that seem like a mature response to you?

[Bo]
No, it doesn’t!
But see I think the issue is
I’ve got my father’s temper
And I’m emotionally inarticulate
So rather than being honest and vulnerable
I did a quick switch cause I’m hurt inside
And I’m trying to hide it
So eat a dick, bitch

I thought we’d have a future together, you fucking whore

[Girl]
I didn’t think you’d cry for me
I didn’t think you cared
I thought you were lashing out in anger
But now I see you’re scared
I’m scared, too
Maybe we can work this out
And not break up

[Bo]
Really?

[Girl]
No, lick my clit!
Lick my motherfucking clit!
You think three lousy tears
Offsets three years of shit
I deserve better that you
Get me wetter, then screw
Sorry, you’re not what I need, hun
Lick this clit and leave, son