If Love Was A Plane

She’s 98 lbs. working down at the Dairy Queen
With an Ogilvie home perm and braces
And he’s long haired no job and just 19
They’ve got a baby on the way and
They’re off to the races

In love look at em go
Now what in the world
Could go wrong?
Don’t tell them the odds
Its best they don’t know
If love was a plane, nobody’s get on

At the Ivy at lunchtime in Beverly Hills
The paparazzi are gathered outside
Cause’ an actor and an actress are having lunch
And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight

They’re in love
Look at em go
Now what in the world could go wrong?

Don’t tell them the odds
Its best they don’t know
If love was a plane nobody’s get on

Imagine now the pilots voice on the intercom
Right before we leave the ground
Saying folks thanks for flying with us
But there’s a six in ten chance we’re going down
But that’s the strangest thing about this emotion
Even knowing our chances are small
We line up at the gate with our tickets
Thinking, somehow were different

I mean after all
We’re in love look at us go!
Now what in the world could go wrong?
To hell with the odds we’d rather not know
If love was a plane, nobody’s get on
Ya, if love was a plane nobody’s get on