Never Met A German

Never met a German
Never even seen one
Read it on the newsstand that day
That the tanks are rolling

Next thing I remember is that I’m walking in the army
Following instructions it isn’t very charming

Oh (ohohohohoh)
Even now I feel like I’m on fire
Oh – even now I couldn’t get much higher

Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders
I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling
Crashing through the borders

It’s good to be a general
Just tell these idiots what to do…
Anyone in my position would love it to say:

Oh(ohohohohoh)
– even now I feel like I’m on fire
Oh – even now I couldn’t get much higher

Never never never

Now I am a German