Kick Ass

In the beginning
God created the heavens and the earth
Then he created the waters and the land
And then he created man
But man degenerated and descended
Into the black hole of making bad music
So a darkness fell all around
Only he could know of the storm that was coming
The hurricane that was brewing
Yes, there was something wrong, something missing

There was no rock music
So he sent an angel
And out of the mist, that angel came
He wore boots, blue jeans
And a baseball cap
He had a big old smile like a welcome mat
How cool is that?
Then all the world went silent and they looked up
Because they wall wanted to hear what he had to say
And after a moment’s silence, he said

Let there be guitar
Drums, bass, piano
Let there be a kick ass, kick ass rocking band
Let’s go
Oh, man

If you’re looking for some, turn the music on
And let’s light a real big fire
If you wanna blast, let’s kick some ass
Throw this roof a little bit higher
If you need a rush, grab your favorite crush
Gotta go against the grain
If you’re here for the show and you’re ready to go
Let’s ride this crazy train

If you like some kick ass rocking music
We’re a kick ass rocking band
If you can’t play a lick, just plan and think
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you like some kick ass rocking music
We’re a kick ass rocking band
Ah yeah

If you want the good back in the good times
Get the grease back in your gears
Come on, bang your drum and make your guitar strum
Put the buzz back in your beer
If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing
Turn the tunes on up to ten
If you had a long, hard day, you need to get away
It’s time to rock and roll again

If you want some kick ass rocking music
We’re a kick ass rocking band
If you can’t play a lick, just plan and think
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you love kick ass rocking music
We’re a kick ass rocking band
Ah, that’s right
Kick ass
Oh, yeah
Oh, let’s go

Oh, if you like kick ass rocking music
Make some noise and clap your hands
If you want some kick ass rocking music
We’re a kick ass rocking band, oh

Kick ass rocking music
We’re a kick ass rocking band
If you can’t play a lick, just plan and think
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you like some kick ass rocking music
We’re a kick ass rocking band

Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Everybody say
Oh oh oh
Come on, spread the word
Oh oh oh
Bring all your friends
Come on, join hands
And join a kick ass rocking band