Box Of Charms

Roses from tibet
Brought back on horseback in the rain
Sarsaparilla creme
Proven to stimulate the brain

Some things you wear
Some things grow hair
Some things you have just need repair
A dozen pills, for bedtime thrills
To save your marriage from despair

Let me open up my box of charms for you
I can fill your heart with something new

Oils that can heal
And ales that make you feel what’s real
Brazilian cock-a-too
Perhaps a chimp or two

Something you’ll need
Something you’ll feed
Your satisfaction’s guaranteed
Shoes for your son
They’re two for one

(And we’ll throw in some socks made out of tweed)

Let me open up my box of charms for you
I can fill your heart with something new