When I Grow Up

I wish I was ambitious
Can’t stand the heat
So I get out the kitchen
Can’t even do the dishes
Wish I had some luck
Wish I wasn’t superstitious
Did I mention?

I’m addicted, addicted to attention
I get sad when I don’t get a lot of mentions
I got two ears
But I hear they don’t listen
Got 99 problems, but still no bitches, damn

Maybe I can find some peace of mind
But the older I get the hard it’s to find
When I grow up
I won’t have to worry if I’m good enough
I won’t have to think about myself too much
And I can have a drink if I want to get drunk

When I grow up
When I grow up
Can’t wait for the day
That I feel okay
I just wanna be like the kid I was
When I grow up

All my friends are getting married
I can’t afford a ring
Let alone these fucking weddings
Plus I can’t find a girl to marry
They say I got time
But, like, time is fucking scary man

They always be comparing me to him and her
And that just isn’t fair to me
You know I’m not a kid
So why you kidding me
You say my bad habits are annoying
But I don’t play with toys so why you toying

Maybe I can find some peace of mind
But the older I get the harder it’s to find – or not
When I grow up
I won’t have to worry if I’m good enough
I won’t have to think about myself too much
And I can have a drink if I want to get drunk

When I grow up
When I grow up
Can’t wait for the day
That I feel okay
I just wanna be like the kid I was
When I grow up

Will someone explain
The days didn’t change
I thought I’d have it all figured out by now