If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years

[Naomi And Elayne]
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you’re crying off your makeup with all your tears
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

[Naomi]
If you ever have an issue

[Elayne]
She always has a tissue

[Naomi]
She keeps ‘em in her Prada bag

[Elayne]
No matter if you wanna scream

[Naomi]
Or if you need some wrinkle cream

[Elayne]
She also keeps that in her Prada bag

[Naomi And Elayne]
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you’re paralyzed by your deepest fears
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

[Naomi]
If your honored for your mitzvahs

[Elayne]
Call your Camp Kavetcha sisters

[Naomi]
If she’s famous and she’s distant

[Elayne]
Get in touch with her assistant

[Naomi]
If you still can’t find her

[Elayne]
Have your daughter’s goyish friend remind her

[Naomi And Elayne]
That when you’re in a pinch, we’ll getcha
‘Cause we’re always there, you betcha
I’m so glad I metcha
Here at swanky Camp Kavetcha
If you need me I’ll come running
‘Cause our parents spent the money
To make us all Camp Kavetcha girls!
My dad’s a dentist/banker