You're Gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you’re gay

You volunteer for charity work – you’re gay
You care about the environment – you’re gay
You’re a ballet dancer – you’re gay
You’re a cake decorator – you’re gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, youÂ’re gay

You subscribe to honcho – you’re gay
You go to fashion shows – you’re gay
You love playing hacky sack – you’re gay
You go to poetry readings – you’re gay

Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you’re gay