Mooo!

[Intro]
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
(Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo)
Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
I’m not a cat
I don’t say meow

Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow

[Chorus]
I go “mooo” (I’m a cow, I’m a cow, I’m a cow)
Mooo (I’m a cow, I’m a cow, I’m a cow, I’m a cow)
Mooo (I’m a cow, I’m a cow, I’m a cow, I’m a cow)
Mooo (I’m a cow, I’m a cow, I’m a cow, I’m a cow) yeah

I say, bitch, I’m too smooth
I’m not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves

Bitch, I’m too smooth
I’m not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves

[Verse 1]
Got milk bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please

These heifers got nothin’ on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)

You a calf bitch, you ma daughter (you ma daughter)
I ain’t bothered (I ain’t bothered)
Get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Got the methane, I’m a farter (woo)
With my farmer (woo)
McDonald (woo)

And they feed me real good, it’s a honor (it’s a honor)
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (get that order)
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)

[Pre-Chorus]
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
I’m not a cat
I don’t say meow

Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow

[Chorus]
I go “mooo”
Mooo
Mooo
Mooo
Yeah

I say, bitch, I’m too smooth
I’m not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves

Bitch, I’m too smooth
I’m not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves

[Bridge]
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow

Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow

Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow

Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow
Bitch, I’m a cow (yeah)
Bitch, I’m a cow

[Verse 2]
Old McDonald had a farm
I give him a titty tryna keep him calm
I’m just tryna turn up in the country
I ain’t in the city ’cause they ain’t got lawns

Suck a nigga dick, or somethin’ E-I-O
Shittin’ on these bitches only thing I know
Tippin’ on his dick, I see the chickens in the pens
They wanna catch us ridin’ dirty with them fiends, I know

[Refrain]
I ain’t a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain’t a moose, bitch

Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain’t a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay

Get out my hay
I ain’t a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay

[Refrain]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they’re like
It’s better than yours
Damn right
It’s better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they’re like
It’s better than yours
Damn right
It’s better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge

[Outro]
It’s better than yours
It’s better than yours
But I have to charge
It’s better than yours
It’s better than yours
But I have to charge

[Outro: Spoken]
I want a cheese burger
Fuc*** vegans