Mick Jones Nicked My Pudding

Someone’s always out to piss on your parade
Someone’s always ruining your day
You gotta beware, there’s strange ducks out there
I’m telling you, it’s all I gotta say
Yeah, nevermind singing ‘bout police on your back
You’re a shady geezer looking for a snack
You might think someone’s cool till they play you like a fool
Put the spoon down or you’ll get a smack

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said: Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone

Life ain’t always fair when your hero breaks your heart
I was really in denial from the start
I owned all his records, he didn’t even care
The least he could’ve done was share
Resentment, it’s a killer, that’s all you gotta know
To forgive a living legend is the only way to go
But he really wasn’t sorry, I may have seen him laugh
As he ate the tasty treat on my behalf

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said: Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone
Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said: Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone

Oh-oh, Mick Jones, you must’ve been high
Oh-oh-oh, you stole pudding from another guy

Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said: Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone
Oi, Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Then I said: Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone
Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone
Oi, Mick Jones, leave my pudding alone