Just The Two Of Us

Baby, your da-da loves you
And I’mma always be here for you no matter what happens
You’re all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C’mon Hai-Hai, we going to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where’s mama? She’s taking a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell? Da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you’re thinking – it’s kind of late to go swimming
But you know your mama, she’s one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don’t get her way, she’ll throw a fit
Don’t play with da-da’s toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don’t look so upset, why you acting bashful?
Don’t you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don’t worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It’s just a little scratch – it don’t hurt, her was eating
Dinner while you were sweeping and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama’s messy isn’t she? We’ll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can’t we?

Just the two of us, and when we ride! Just you and I!

See honey: there’s a place called “heaven” and a place called “hell”
A place called “prison” and a place called “jail”
And da-da’s probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama’s got a new husband and a stepson
And you don’t want a brother do ya? (Nahhh)
Maybe when you’re old enough to understand a little better
I’ll explain it to ya
But for now, we’ll just say mama was real, real bad
She was being mean to dad and made him real, real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit trying to climb out!
I told you it’s okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Da-da change your didee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad’ll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
’97 Bonnie and Clyde: me and my daughter

Just the two of us, and when we ride! Just you and I!

Wake up, sweepyhead we’re here, before we pway
We’re gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don’t cry honey, don’t get the wrong idea
Mama’s too sweepy to hear you screaming in her ear (ma-maa!)
That’s why you can’t get her to wake, but don’t worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We’ll tie it to her footsie then we’ll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
One, two, free, whee! (woosh!)
There goes mama, splashing in the water
No more fighting with dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you wuv her (mommy!)
Now we’ll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us, and when we ride! Just you and I!