The Kiss (skit)

Eminem: I’m gonna kill this bitch. I’m gonna kill her.
I’m going to fuckin’ jail, cus I’m gonna kill this bitch

Gary: Hey man… I don’t know

Eminem: What?

Gary: I got a really really bad feelin’ about this

Eminem: Man, will you shut the f*** up Gary.
You’ve always got a bad feeling man. That’s her car right there. Just park

Gary: I’m parking

Eminem: Fuckin’, turn the car off dog

Gary: alright

Eminem: Alright, we wait

Gary: we wait for what?

Eminem: We wait until she comes out. Man, I’m gonna fuckin’ kill her

Gary: Man, you ain’t gonna kill nobody

Eminem: Shut the f*** up dog

Gary: What the f*** did you bring that for?

Eminem: Just shut up, f*** clip is empty

Gary: Don’t point that shit at me?

Eminem: It’s not even loaded bitch, look

Gary: Dude! God I fuckin’ hate when you do that shit

Eminem: Ha ha, ya but its funny as fuck

Gary: You’re gonna f*** around and kill me one of these days… I swear

Eminem: It gets you every time

Eminem: is that her?

Gary: Where?

Eminem: Right there motherfucker

Gary: Ya , Fuck

Eminem: Alright, get up, get up

Gary: Here we go again…

Eminem: Get down!

Gary: what the f*** do you want me to do get under the car

Eminem: Yo, who’s she walkin with

Gary: How the f*** am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down

Eminem: It’s the fuc*** bouncer. Did she just kiss him?

Gary: I don’t think so…

Eminem: Dog, she just fuc*** kissed him

Gary: No, she didn’t

Eminem: She’s kissing him dog

Gary: No she’s not… Oh shit

Eminem: C’mon, Motherfuc***!