Thirty-first Of October

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
What’s up?
I’ve got a fine collection of everything Halloween you need
Well that sounds cool

Yeah, I got all these different masks
Do you have, uh, a black cat?
A black cat mask?
Yeah, or maybe a Mike Myers?

I haven’t decided what I’m gonna be this year
Oh, man ‘cause I’ve got a Mike Myers
But it’s just my friend, Mike

I wasn’t able to get the rights for it
Oh, how about a Spider-Man?
I’ve got Arachnid-Man, five bucks?
Okay, you’ve got the off-brand ones huh?

Going to the next house
Walking down the street
Bringing my Halloween costumes to my community
Ding dong

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hello
I’ve got a fine collection
Of everything Halloween you need
I am intrigued

Awesome, ‘cause I’ve got a bunch of costumes
Okay
Everything you could want, what do you want? I got it
I’d like to be a turtle
I don’t have that
Okay, uhm, Spider-Man?
Another Spi- Oh my God
Just sold my Arachnid-Man to my other friend

Okay, hmm
I’ve got
Could I just be a
Banana?
A bush? Oh I’ll be a
Oh, I got a bush
Here you go
Alright
Oh, sweet, that’ll be great
I love bushes

Walking down the street to Old Man Jenkins’
Last time I went to his house he threw stuff at me
Ding dong

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

I’m gonna cut you off right there
Uh, I don’t buy things from people (you don’t?)
Who just show up at my door
Yeah, I know we- we had this talk last time
It’s a little awkward
I got really great stuff, I got Arachnid-Man (yeah, you’re here every year)
It’s really good now, I’m telling you (Greg, Gregory)
Yes?

Please, do not come back to my house (listen man, I just I wanna be at this-)
I do not celebrate Halloween (-house, can I come in the house?)
I haven’t for twenty years (if you look at my costumes it’s gonna be really good)
The last time I celebrated Halloween (listen man, I, you’re gonna leave-)
My Batman costume ripped in the crotch (-with a costume even if you don’t like it)
It was so embarrassing
Get off my property
Just to- you sure?

‘Cause I’ve got a fine selection
Of everything Halloween you need
I don’t want it
No
Get off my property Greg, oh my goodness
Tryna make a living
Get outta here Gregory. Skiddadle