Two-Legged Saci

Lost in the woods, just takin’ a piss
Something whistles—what the fuck is this?
The wind starts howlin’, thick as disease
Rotten breath, and a demon tease

One jump, one laugh, a bloodshot eye
A missing leg, but don’t ask why
You think he’s crippled? Oh, my son
His second leg will make you run!

The wind blows hard, my asshole’s doomed!
The Saci’s here, and he’s in the mood!
I begged, I screamed, but he just grinned!
Now I’m just meat, and the wind blew IN!

Thick as a log, veiny and raw
Pulsing, dripping, ripping me apart
Slammed on the ground, my guts spill wide
Saci’s laughing: Hope you don’t mind!

One jump, one laugh, a bloodshot eye
A missing leg, but don’t ask why
You think he’s crippled? Oh, my son
His second leg will make you run!

The wind blows hard, my asshole’s doomed!
The Saci’s here, and he’s in the mood!
I begged, I screamed, but he just grinned!
Now I’m just meat, and the wind blew IN

Don’t be shy, just let it slide…
One leg, two legs—open wide!

The wind blows hard, my asshole’s doomed!
The Saci’s here, and he’s in the mood!
I begged, I screamed, but he just grinned!
Now I’m just meat, and the wind blew IN!