How We Spent Our Summer Vacation

Jack Daniels goes down fine
Alot smoother than any wine
Hey baby with the big ‘ol tits
Come impale yourself upon my dick

Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up

Slugged a pint, puked through my nose
Fell on my face, but that’s how it goes
Sucked the beer bong a little too long
Six tequila slammers, I’m too far gone

Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up

Get fucked up
Get fucked up
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Get fucked up

Went to the bathroom to take a pee
My dick went wild and pissed all over me
I saw this chick I thought I’d play my ace
I said: Hey baby, will you shit on my face?

Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up

Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up

Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up
Get fucked up