Nothing In Common

Both] We’ve got nothin’, got nothin’ in common, just nothin’ in common
[Keely] My darling, at all
[Keely] I love the opera, I detest the best pop
[Frank] Can’t stand the opera, I like music that bops
[Keely] We’re not fated, not heaven-created
[Frank] We’re really mis-mated, our chances are small
[Both] Let’s part, be real smart and not start with this romance
[Keely] ‘cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
[Frank] And outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
[Both] We’ve got nothin’ in common at all

[instrumental]

[Both] We’ve got nothin’, got nothin’ in
common, just nothin’ in common
[Frank] It never could last
[Frank] I love Picasso, he’s all style and he’s all flair
[Keely] I’ve seen Picasso and I think he’s a square
[Keely] Our two goals are apart as the poles are
[Frank] As lovers our roles are completely miscast
[Both] Let’s make a clean break and not take any chances
[Frank] ‘cause outside of thinking you’re something divine
[Keely] And outside of wanting your lips close to mine
[Both] We’ve got nothin’ in common
[Both] We’ve got nothin’ in common at all

[SPOKEN by Frank:] “Waiter, separate checks.”