The Mob Song

Through the mist, through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride
Say a prayer, then we’re there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there’s something truly terrible inside

It’s a beast!
He’s got fangs
Razor-sharp ones
Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar, see him foam
But we’re not coming home ‘til he’s dead!
Good and dead!

Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!

Light your torch
Mount your horse
Screw your courage to the sticking place
We’re counting on Gaston to lead the way

Through a mist, through a wood
Where within a haunted castle
Something’s lurking that you don’t see every day

It’s a beast!
One as tall as a mountain
We won’t rest ‘til he’s good and deceased
Sally forth!
Tally ho!
Grab your sword!
Grab your bow!
Praise the Lord and here we go!

We’re not safe until he’s dead
He’ll come stalking us at night
Set to sacrifice our children
To his monstrous appetite

He’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free
So it’s time to take some action, boys
It’s time to follow me!

We don’t like
What we don’t understand
In fact, it scares us
And this monster is mysterious at least

Bring your guns
Bring your knives
Save your children and your wives
We’ll save our village and our lives!
We’ll kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!

Hearts ablaze, banners high
We go marching into battle
Unafraid although the danger just increased

Raise the flag, sing the song
Here we come, we’re fifty strong
And fifty Frenchmen can’t be wrong!

We’ll kill the Beast!