Hello, Little Girl

[Wolf]
Good day, young lady

[Little Red Riding Hood]
Good day, Mr. Wolf

[Wolf]
Mmmh
Unhh

Look at that flesh
Pink and plump
Hello, little girl

Tender and fresh
Not one lump
Hello, little girl

This one’s especially lush
Delicious
Mmmh

Hello, little girl
What’s your rush?
You’re missing all the flowers
The sun won’t set for hours
Take your time

[Little Red Riding Hood]
Mother said
Straight ahead
Not to delay or be misled

[Wolf]
But slow, little girl
Hark and hush
The birds are singing sweetly
You’ll miss the birds completely
You’re traveling so fleetly

Grandmother first
Then Miss Plump
What a delectable couple
Utter perfection
One brittle, one supple
One moment, my dear

[Little Red Riding Hood]
Mother said
Come what may
Follow the path
And never stray

[Wolf]
Just so, little girl
Any path
So many worth exploring
Just one would be so boring
And look what you’re ignoring

Think of those crisp
Aging bones
Then something fresh on the palate
Think of that scrumptious carnality
Twice in one day

There’s no possible way
To describe what you feel
When you’re talking to your meal

[Little Red Riding Hood]
Mother said
Not to stray
Still I suppose
A small delay
Granny might like
A fresh bouquet

Goodbye, Mr. Wolf

[Wolf]
Goodbye, little girl
And hello

Uuuhhhhhhhh