Cologne

Is he cool? Is he tough? Is he fresh?
Can he pay all your bills and cash all your checks?
Is he tall? Is he broad? Let me guess
He’s got it under control, yeah, I bet

But do you remember my cologne? It’s hard to forget
My Gucci guilty reign is overthrown with regret

When he plays the role, does he trip and fall?
Does he cause a scene acting out your dreams?
And when he’s offstage, does he act the same?
You know I would, I know I would

I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would

Do you feel how I feel? Are you numb?
Do you tread crystal waters, bound to be stung?
Are you scared if I see you, whereupon?
Will you dye your hair dark so you’re no longer blonde?

Do you remember my cologne? It’s hard to forget
My Gucci guilty reign is overthrown with regret

When he plays the role, does he trip and fall?
Does he cause a scene acting out your dreams?
And when he’s offstage, does he act the same?
You know I would, I know I would

I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would

What’s the point in writing this if you’re not gonna change?
I hope you see this and it makes you feel a type of way

When he plays the role, does he trip and fall?
Does he cause a scene acting out your dreams?
And when he’s offstage, does he act the same?
You know I would, I know I would

I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would
I know I would, I know I would