The Llama Song

Happy llama, sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama, drama llama
Big fat mama llama

Llama llama llama
Who is this big llama
Starting all this drama
It’s me bitch!

Yes I am that llama
That llama you despise
With those big ass eyes
And them luscious thighs

I mean, yes look at me
I’m that l-l-a-m-a
That doesn’t even fucking care
What you have to fucking say oops!

Happy llama, sad llama
Mentally disturbed llama
Super llama, drama llama
Big fat mama llama

Back to the basics
I’m that bitch on craiglist
That looks like a rapist
Wait why am I on craiglist?

Oh, yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama

Mama llama, mama llama
Llama llama, mama llama
Hold up!
Wait a minute

Llama llama shining shining
Looking like a diamond diamond