Chris (Skit)

Ayy man, what up, man?
Joyner man, what’s happenin’, man?
Look man, let me just let you know, man
You takin’ too goddamn long with this album, man
And I don’t wanna hear about that ADD/ADHD shit
My mama got ADHD too, my nigga
And she ain’t ever use that as no damn excuse to be lazy
My great-great-grandmama had ADHD and so did my grandaddy
You need to do, all you need to do, man, is smoke a little weed, man
Get your mind right

Got all these goddamn people waitin’ on you
Man, I thought, I thought you was supposed
To drop that damn album two years ago, man
I done shot ten goddamn movies and your shit still ain’t dropped yet, man
You been, you been milkin’ the fuck out that album cover, man, way too long
So I hope this music’s good, because if it’s not, I’ma be highly upset, nigga

Every time I go on YouTube
You got a new video of you throwin’ a pity party because you got ADHD
Fuck your pity party, man
Boo-fuckin’-hoo, man, stop cryin’
Smoke some weed and drop this damn album already
Goddamn, we waitin’
Bye