T.v. Dinner

Someone channel surfin:
Channel 1: where’d ya get the beauty scar tough guy, eatin pussy
channel 2: yeah, that’s a naughty, naughty, naughty, no-no baby, baby, baby
channel 3: this guy is really hot
channel 4: gosh it’s hot
channel 5: it looks and feels natural, just like a part of you
channel 6: the trouble with you is, your alergic to motown bellisle, bellisle
channel 7: lsd
channel 8: man, it’s a real shame when people be throwin away a perfecty good white bot like that