Pete Jackson Is Getting Married

I can see it all right now
His mom and dad so proud of his son and his new found wife
And I wonder if after all these years
Will his dad still give him a pep talk for his wedding night?
I can smell his cousin’s polo mixing with his grandpa’s old spice and the
Swedish meatballs look so tempting that his two fat aunts might even fight
And his uncles have all gone drinkin’
Highballs and hamms light in the parking lot

While the rest of his relatives are busy just tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge
I can smell his cousin’s polo mixing with his Grandpa’s old spice and the mashed
Potatoes look so tasty that his two fat aunts might even fight
On that day what else could I say?
I’d say here’s to you staying drunk
Here’s to all your good luck
You’re gonna need it