Tea For Two Or Three

All wet to dry, tear on the eye
You left me on the stop to take the bus
But I walked home
At home I washed the shame away
Half in awe, half in ache
But full drunk in bourbon

Mind on the spot, down one more shot
Sword in hand like Lancelot
Wish to cut your throat open (so to say)
Oh, drain your blood and make a drink
A bloody mary that will sting
But I’ve had enough poison for a day

Thrown a party, fun to play
Send them all invites away
Boys bring booze, girls bring sweets
You bring that one little bitch
Made fondue for you and me
You thought tea for two or three, someone’s knocking at the door
Just what I’ve waiting for

O-o-oh the party has begun
Grab some food, there’s a ton
Try my heart on a crouton
O-o-oh I will serve some cold revenge
I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around
I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around

I See you on the dance floor, moves are worse than I remember
It does not surprise me much
Your hip is stiff, you think you’re hot
Delusional is all you got
Also have I mentioned small?

I’ve planned every little step
The day will come you will regret
You never gonna see what came (not me)
I’ll lax it up your every drink
I’ll poison every martini
I’ll turn it into a big game

In this party all is free
Don’t forget RSVP
Don’t be shady, just be chic
Bring your whore as invitee
And so when the police breaks in
They’ll find you had some tea for two or three, corpses I buried in your ground

O-o-oh the party is so much fun
Grab some food, there’s a ton
There’s a cage-shaped croissant
O-o-oh How fun is this revenge
I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around
I will hunt you down until your blood is fully splattered all around