Meet The Plastics

[Cady]
Woah! Who’s at that table there?

[Damian]
Don’t look at them, just don’t!

We call those three The Plastics
They’re shiny, fake, and hard

[Janis]
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

[Damian]
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

[Janis]
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
‘Til she burst into flames

[Damian]
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

[Janis]
Regina George is the queen bee
She’s always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We’re just drones who work for her
And then die

[Regina]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I’ve got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I’m the prettiest poison you’ve ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don’t care who you are
I don’t care how you feel

[Janis]
That’sGretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody

[Damian]
That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets

[Gretchen]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I’m a disco ball
‘Cause I’m just as bright and fun
If you’ve had alcohol

I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

[Damian, Janis]
Disaster!

[Gretchen]
Regina is the queen
But I’m the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand

[Damian, Gretchen]
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[Janis]
That is Karen Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet

[Damian]
I once saw her put a D in the word ” orange

[Karen]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is karen
I may not be smart
That’s it

[Regina]
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

[Cady]
Oh, it’s okay, I

[Regina]
No, no need for you to thank us
There’s no need to even speak

[Gretchen]
You’re new and you don’t know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

[Karen]
On Wednesdays we wear pink

[Regina, Gretchen & Karen]
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[Regina]
Here’s where you belong
Here’s where you belong
Here’s where you belong
Here’s where you belong

[Gretchen]
Yes, regina
No, regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I’m a disco ball
‘Cause I’m just as bright and fun
If you’ve had alcohol

[Karen]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

[Regina, Gretchen & Karen]
Wear something nice and grab a tray
‘Cause we don’t do this everyday
Say here’s where you belong
Say here’s where you belong

[Regina]
No, really
Say it

[Regina, Gretchen & Karen]
Say here’s where you belong!

[Cady]
Here’s where I belong

[Gretchen]
Come sit with us tomorrow
It’ll be fetch!