Sexy

[Karen]
Hi

If I could change the world
I’d make it Halloween
Every single day
And also have world peace

Maybe world peace should be first
World peace and then Halloween

Wait, let me start over
Hi

If I could change the world
I’d make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single day

On Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It’s like the internet
Only in person and with candy

When you are the hot one
It’s a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see

[Girls]
Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh

[Karen]
Once a year I am not
I dress up and dream big
Disguised as someone else who is not me
But is still hot

[Karen & girls]
I can be

[Karen]
Who I wanna be and sexy

[Karen & girls]
I can be

[Karen]
Who I wanna be and hot
Don’t like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different sexy look

[Girls]
Woah-oh, woah-oh-oh

[Karen]
Why be so downhearted
Blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and sexy hook

[Karen & girls]
I can be

[Karen]
Who I wanna be and sexy

[Karen & girls]
I can be

[Karen]
Who I wanna be and hot

[Karen & girls]
Be somebody new
Do a total transformation!

[Karen]
Animal or mineral too
Or even vegetation!
I give you sexy corn!
I can be who I want to be

[Karen & girls]
And sexy!

[Karen]
A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws
Catching sexy sharks

[Girls]
Uh-huh!

[Karen]
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or sexy Rosa Parks!

[Girls]
Uh-huh!

[Karen]
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer!

That’s not right, is it?

[Gretchen]
No

[Karen]
I can sexy cure some cancer!

[Gretchen]
No!

[Karen]
I can cure sex cancer!

[Gretchen]
Sex cancer doesn’t exist

[Karen]
I did it

[Karen & girls]
Happy Halloween!

[Karen]
This is modern feminism talking
I expect to run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in
I can be, who I want to be

And sex
Sex
Sexy!

I’m a sexy mouse