Whose House Is This?

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?
It’s my house now!
Whose house is this?
It’s my house now!
Whose house is this?
It’s my house now!

[KEVIN]
Seriously, whose house is this?
Hear about a party
Here’s the procedure
Text all your friends
Tell ‘em where to meet you

So you know nobody
That’s not what counts
It’s someone’s house
And they got no bouncer!

Tons of marijuana
And molly and the conahan
Drinking from the neck
Of the bottle, what the heck

We lit up like a torch
Smokin’ on your porch
Tryin’a maintain
While the neighbors complain

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?
It’s my house now!
Whose house is this?
It’s my house now!
Whose house is this?
It’s my house now!

[KEVIN]
Seriously, whose house is this?

[CADY]
Really, this is not-
Really, that’s a lot-
Really, is that pot?

[GRETCHEN]
Hey, do a shot!

[PARTYGOERS]
Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!
Shot! Shot! Shot! Wooh!

[CADY]
Oh wow, that’s really strong and
Why’s Aaron taking so long and
Put that down!
That’s not a bong!

[KEVIN]
Spinnin’ on the stereo
Of somebody I barely know
Hey, Cady Heron!
Music’s blarin’!

[CADY]
You seen Aaron?

[GRETCHEN]
No!

[KEVIN]
Senior jocks and man freaks
Throwin’ all of your antiques
Drinkin’ till we slur
Heck, hope you got insurance!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[PARTYGOERS]
It’s my house now!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[PARTYGOERS]
It’s my house now!

[GRETCHEN]
Whose house is this?

[PARTYGOERS]
It’s my house now!

[KAREN]
Seriously, whose house is this?

[GRETCHEN]
Cady, look at this party
It will pass into legend
Music is cranked
Everyone’s tanked
Say: Thank you Gretchen!

[CADY]
Really everyone?

[PARTYGOERS]
Hey!

[CADY]
Really, is this fun?

[PARTYGOERS]
Ho!

[KAREN]
This is how it’s done!

[PARTYGOERS]
Hey!

[GRETCHEN]
Cady, down in one!

[PARTYGOERS]
Down in one!
Cady! Down in one! Wooh!
Turn the freakin’ music up!
Turn the freakin’ music up!
Whose house is this?

[CADY]
It’s my house now!

[PARTYGOERS]
Whose house is this?

[CADY]
It was always my house!

[PARTYGOERS:]
Whose house is this?
It’s my house now!

[KAREN:]
Seriously, whose house is this?

[KEVIN:]
Hear about a party
Here’s the procedure

[PARTYGOERS:]
Whose house? Whose house?
Whose house?

[KEVIN:]
Text all your friends
Tell ‘em where to meet you

[PARTYGOERS:]
It’s my house now!

[KEVIN:]
So you know nobody
That’s not what counts

[PARTYGOERS:]
Whose house? Whose house?
Whose house?

[KEVIN:]
It’s somebody’s house
And they got no bouncer

[PARTYGOERS:]
It’s my house now!!

[KEVIN:]
Tons of marijuana
And molly and the conahan

[PARTYGOERS:]
My house! My house!
My house! My house!

[KEVIN:]
Drinking from the neck
Of the bottle, what the heck
We lit up up like a torch
Smokin’ on your porch

[MALE PARTYGOERS:]
Whose house is this?

[FEMALE PARTYGOERS:]
It’s my house now!