Casual Threats From Weekend Hardmen

I spy something with my little eye
A walking dead man
A walking dead man

If you look at my back just one more time
Then you’re a dead man
You’re a dead man

If you spill my drink as you walk on by
I’m gonna cut you
I’m gonna cut you

If you do so much as fucking meet my eye
I’ll fucking end you
I’ll fucking end you

Once more with less coherence

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If you keep your ugly face exposed
Then I will rape it
I will rape it

And if your girl will offer herself for free
I’m gonna take it
I’m gonna take it

When your mum’s out whoring herself for the week
She gives me one for free
She gives me one for free

And then your dad begs me to watch the whole damn thing
And then he pays me
Then he pays me

Seriously mate if you’re gonna heckle me
Put some fucking effort in

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You dance like a cunt ‘cause you’ve got shit-faced
Saturday night
Or any other night
Simply isn’t that right for anyone to have to withstand

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People like you cunt brains are as cultured and
For sterilization than I have ever encountered