Country A$$ Shit

I don’t wanna go to work
I don’t wanna see my ex-girl
I don’t wanna worry ‘bout findin’ me my next girlfriend
At the bar where they charge your right arm
For a cold can of PBR
Yeah, I don’t wanna watch the news
I don’t wanna pick the phone up
Don’t wanna sit in traffic with an empty can of long cut
I’ve been doin’ what I should be doin’
And I’m losin’ my Dodge Ram mind

‘Cause I just wanna do country-ass shit
With my country-ass friends
But my country-ass been
Havin’ to make them dollar bills, y’all
Ask me how my country ass feels, y’all
Between workin’ it off and gettin’ it chewed
There ain’t much country ass left in these old blue jeans
But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it
‘Cause me and my country ass gone fishin’

Yeah, I just wanna drink a beer
I just wanna get a line wet
Let the Sun put some more red on my neck
Wave at the girls on they rental pontoons
While my bass boat speakers go boom, boom

‘Cause I just wanna do country-ass shit
With my country-ass friends
But my country-ass been
Havin’ to make them dollar bills, y’all
Ask me how my country ass feels, y’all
Between workin’ it off and gettin’ it chewed
There ain’t much country ass left in these old blue jeans
But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it
‘Cause me and my country ass gone fishin’

Don’t wanna shake no hands or tuck my shirt in
Pardon my french, mama, if you’re listenin’

But I just wanna do country-ass shit
With my country-ass friends
But my country-ass been
Havin’ to make them dollar bills, y’all
Ask me how my country ass feels, y’all
Between workin’ it off and gettin’ it chewed
There ain’t much country ass left in these old blue jeans
But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it
‘Cause me and my country ass gone fishin’
Yeah
(There ain’t much country ass left in these old blue jeans)
(But wait a minute, the whole world can kiss it)
‘Cause me and my country ass gone fishin’