The Truth About Ruth

I am a sleuth
I ferret the truth
I dig up the facts
Even when there are none
A silent child, an elegant youth
This led me to find
The truth about Ruth

Ruth is John
Ruth is John
We all do what we can
Just to get along

The life you lead
Straightforward and bland
Everything happens according to plan
But some people fight just to take root
In a world ill-equipped for
The truth about Ruth

Ruth is John
Ruth is John
We all do what we can
Just to get along

Oh bully for you
Oh bully for you
Your groin and your face
They slip right into place
So masoned and carved
Your arrow is drawn
You know who you are
Yet you have no idea

Ruth is John
Ruth is John
And sooner or later
We are all calmed down