Thinkin' Man's Nightmare

She’s a thinkin’ man’s nightmare
She got quicksand bridal wear
I’m her beach-ballin’ dan dare
She feels so good

Owner sensational
She’s a mona-wailin’ wall
Alligator chainsaw
Feels so good
I didn’t get where I am today
Givin’ a dawn about judgement day
Mat be first in line when there’s hell to pay
But I’m a grinnin’-sinnin’ in a million ways:
A thinkin’ man’s nightmare
Feels so good

Snake bite creeper
Light house keeper
Reader and weeper
Feels so good

Tuxedo princess
In a home grown red dress
Sleazy, easy access
Feels so good

I didn’t get where I am today
Givin’ a dawn about judgement day
I may be the first in line when there’s hell to pay
But I’m a grinnin’-sinnin’ in a million ways:
She’s a thinkin’ man’s nightmare
Feels so good
Snake bite creeper, fow lair timeshare
Light house keeper, cocktail light affair
She’s a reader and a weeper, anytime, anywhere
Feels so good
A thinkin’ man’s nightmare, tuxedo princess
Quicksand bridal wear, in a home grown red dress
Beach-ballin’ dan dare, sleazy, easy access

Feels so good, feels so good
Feels so good, feels so good

(Rankin, McCafferty, Agnew, Sweet)
Bob ‘n’ Weave Music (Dunfermline)