When Did I Become Such a Bitch?

In Sears and Robucks in 1957
In my last life all good girls would go to Heaven
But I’ve a strangeness
A queer propensity for twisting the knife too easily

When I think I’m getting better
I’m just getting worse
When I think I’ve got it made
I am impossibly cursed

[Coro]
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don’t know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice

It’s like a sickness
I’m powerless to stop it
My boring life
My little heart’s made misanthropic
Don’t give me reasons
Just give me therapy
But – really – just give me what I want

When I think I’m getting better
I’m evil again
When I think I’ve got it fixed
I have familiar refrains

[Coro]
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don’t know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Well I used to be alright

But I hate everyone and everything
All of the time
I’m being so cruel

‘Cause I’ve a pleasure that I get
My wicked tongue helps me forget
Myself and all my foolish ways
‘Cause being good is just so fuc*** boring
La la la
It’s boring

When I think I’m getting better
I’m just getting worse
When I think I’ve got it made
I am impossibly cursed

When I think that I’m better, I’m worse
Yes I am
When I think that I’m better
I find that I’m cured

[Coro]
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don’t know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Once upon a time

[Coro]
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don’t know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Well, I used to be alright