Mrs. Butterworth

There life is shit
Shit
My life is fullofit
Ball
Your life is bright
Cry
Your life is hell
Hell

I’m gonna die
Start a new union
I’m going to die
Wear my libido
I’m gonna die
Start a new union
I’m going to die
Who wants to stay

Your life is shit
Shit
Your life is strange
And insane
Your life has ?lived? a type of crap
Your life is jail
Clam

I’m gonna die
Start a new union
I’m going to hell
I’m a labido
I’m gonna die
Start a new union
I’m going to hell
I’m a labido
I’m gonna die
Start a new union
I’m going to hell
I’m a labido
I’m gonna die
Start a new union
I’m gonna die
Who wants to stay

Your life is shit

I’ma open myself up a flea market
I’ma open myself up a flea market
And you’re gonna wish that you did
Might retire on the profits
First off
I’ma empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
I’ma put ‘em on a shelf with my 800 dolla
a month tax free Century 21, shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth
syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food
chain glasses and cups I’ve accumulated
over the past 62 years
Then I’m going to get some plywood
I’m going to get some plywood and cut them up
into two by two piece squares
Then I’m going to get some burlap and I’m going
to cut them into two by two piece squares and
then I’m going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I’m going to go to the beach
I’m going to go to the beach and
I’m gonna collect some shells and driftwood
And then I’m gonna take the shells and
driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap
And sell ‘em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar
for my kids new used new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of
that piss stained mattress I’ve been sleeping on…”

I’m gonna die
Start a new union
I’m going to hell
I’m a libido
I’m gonna die
We’ll start a new union
I’m going to die
Wear my libido
I’m going to die
We’ll start a new union
I’m going to die
Wear my libido
I’m going to die
We’ll start a new union
I’m going to die
Who wants to stay