Secretly meaty

I want some service asshole
I’ve been waiting here a half an hour
Some say your foods disturbing
Will I regret what I get this evening
I need some coffee, Linda
You better smile you pea-brain napkin Maid
My friends don’t trust your presence
From this menu I will sample your essence
Eenie meanie, secretly meaty
A slice of cow, forgotten beef
A free set of silverware
Did this cow die unaware
Dirty mike is not too bright
You can cook to his delight
Accommodate a plate of fries