Sweet Irony

Oh Damn! (Dammit)
Oh Damn! I’m on the friend zone (Forever alone)
I would laugh myself, as if I could have fun

Just ‘cause I’m wearing an invisible cape
Everything about me is bore

Maybe I should try Ufology

I don’t belong here
It doesn’t surprises me
Give me something new!

Seriously? This stupid survey, again? What???
Oh! This one is unbelievable!: “How do you look like in ten years? ”

Okay, I’ll tell you: Older, bald, bitter, in a shitty job
Broken, sad, sick, drunk as a mother fucker

Whatever!

I’ve tried everything: Psychotheraphy, drugs, even this book; The secret

You know what?
Maybe I should try Ufology

I don’t belong here
It doesn’t surprises me
Give me something new!