Lost

[Percy]
(Spoken)
Guys, we just exploded a bus!

[Annabeth]
(Spoken)
Yep

[Percy]
(Spoken)
That was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers

[Annabeth]
(Spoken)
Oh yeah

[Percy]
(Spoken)
Is the whole trip going to be like this?

[Annabeth]
(Spoken)
I hope so!

(Sung)
Hades is sending his monsters after us
We’re doing something right

[Grover]
All our food was in there
All our clothes were in there
All our food was in there!

[Percy]
Sit tight

[Annabeth]
Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary
Drawn from the quests of heroes past
It’s right here in my pocket

[Percy]
It’s where in your pocket?

[Annabeth]
Oops. It got busted in the blast

[Percy]
What did it say?

[Annabeth]
Take that bus
To Los Angeles

[Percy]
We’re not on the bus

[Annabeth]
(Spoken)
I know

[Grover]
To Los Angeles

[Percy]
We blew up the bus

[Annabeth]
I know!

[Grover]
To Los Angeles

[Percy]
So what are we supposed to do?

[Annabeth]
Wait for another bus?

[Percy]
What if we blow up that one too?

[All]
We’re lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we’re never gonna make it to la
We’re lost-

[Annabeth]
And it’s cold

[Grover]
And it won’t stop raining

[Percy]
Let’s just go

[Grover]
No, not that way

[Annabeth]
No backup plan

[Grover]
No food

[Percy]
No phone

[All]
No adult supervision

We’re lost in the woods
And we’ll never leave New Jersey
If none of us are making a decision!

[Grover]
It’s not safe to stay out here in the open
When monsters are hoping to eat us alive

[Percy]
How do they know where we are
When we don’t even know?
How are we gonna survive?

[Annabeth]
It’s your smell

[Percy]
(Spoken)
I don’t smell

[Grover]
Dude, like listen, please
Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D’s

[Percy]
(Spoken)
We smell?

[Grover]
Like tacos or take-out vietnamese

[Annabeth]
So hopefully they just ate

[Percy]
Fantastic gang, well
I don’t wanna die in the garden state!

[All]
We’re lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we’re never gonna make it to la

We’re lost and it’s dark
And I think that something’s moving!
And I think it’s coming this way

[Annabeth]
(Spoken)
Is it a monster?

[Grover]
(Spoken)
It’s a squirrel

[Percy]
(Spoken)
Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?

[Grover]
(Spoken)
Satyr powers. Be nice
This squirrel knows every corner of the woods
Maybe he can help us

[Percy]
(Spoken)
Really? Cause I think that seems kinda… Nuts

[Squirrel stops chittering]

[Grover]
(Spoken)
You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you’re sorry

[Percy]
(Spoken)
I am not saying sorry to a squirrel

[Annabeth]
(Spoken)
He’s very sorry. Tell the squirrel you’re sorry, Percy

[Percy]
(Spoken)
Okay, okay, I am sorry

[Percy]
(Spoken)
What’s he saying?

[Grover]
(Spoken)
He says he knows where we are!

[Percy]
(Spoken)
Where are we?

[Grover]
(Spoken)
He says

(Sung)
We’re lost in the woods
Somewhere in New Jersey
And we’re never gonna make it to la

(Spoken)
Thanks buddy!

[Percy]
(Spoken)
I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me

[Annabeth]
(Spoken)
I’m getting that too

[Percy]
Hungry monsters on the ground

[Annabeth]
Angry gods are in the sky

[Grover]
No safe places to be found

[All]
Wanna run, wanna cry

[Percy]
Can’t go back to any home

[Annabeth]
Camp is way too far away

[Grover]
Can’t protect my only friends

[All]
No place to go
No place to stay

We’re lost in the world
And the world is freaking awful
And we’re never gonna make it to la

We’re lost
We’re just kids
We’re alone
This is impossible

Who put the fate of the world
In the hands of
Three unprepared scared half-bloods
It’s crazy

[Annabeth]
So pick a direction

[Grover]
It’s your quest

[Percy]
A direction?

[Annabeth]
We trust you!

[Grover]
A direction!

[Percy]
A direction?

[Annabeth]
A direction!
Whatever you decide

[Percy]
Whatever I decide

[Grover]
Whatever, dude, decide

[Percy]
(Spoken)
There! I have a good feeling about there

[Auntie m]
Children, come inside!