Joining a Fan Club

She turned her night light on and blew him a kiss
He stared back with green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from the back of her disc
Next to her promise of the biggest prize, oh!

She’s joining a fan club, with her friends
Filling her bathtub with t-shirts and 8 by 10’s
He looks dreamy,
She’s in love from afar
When she’s picking up her fallen star

Downstairs the late shows got the age of the rock
The monks on from last sunday at the milky way
Mom’s writing checks to the priest on the church singing dig down deep
Cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray

She’s joining a fan club, with her friends
Filling her bathtub with holy water and amens
He looks dreamy
She’s in love from afar
When she’s picking up her fallen star

She’s joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bathtub with t-shirts and 8 by 10’s
He looks dreamy
She’s in love from afar
When she’s picking up her fallen star
Picking up her fallen star

Shake! shake that woody
Promise St. Pinocchio
You make your money,
Now watch that money grow

She’s joining a fan club, with her friends
Filling her bathtub with t-shirts and 8 by 10s
He looks dreamy
She’s in love from afar
Cause she’s picking up her fallen star

Joining her fan club, big mistake
I still get heartburn thinking of the stamps I ate
But I loved you,
Before fate crashed his car
Say a prayer for the fallen star
I wish for a fallen star-
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh…