Robot Writes a Love Song

You were dead
I saw your corpse rolling out the door
But I backed up your memory before
They came for you, monitor was blue, but your data’s all stored
And when they come back with your new body
I’ll load you into the new machine again
Bring you back to me
And when your motor died
So did I
It was a slow decline

Oh, the first time I saw you, I confess
You nearly put me in a cardiac arrest
It was way too much data to process
And, oh, I’m wearing cargo shorts down in Florida
Please tell me, is there any room in your aorta
For a beta test?

Now my wires have all been exposed
And my systems menu won’t even load

Black hole Sun
On 102.1 FM
I think I’m gonna self-destruct if I ever hear that song again
My system’s crashing now
My drive is shutting down
They gave me the Turing test
So I guess it’s best to end it now
I’m holding on to your wreckage
Oh, I think I’m losing the connection
It’s too late to save us now
And, oh, as we hit the rumble strips
And the crusher, it starts closing in
Why is love this dangerous? It’s so dangerous

Now my wires have all been exposed
And my systems menu won’t even load