A Star Is Born

Radio speaker : Yeah baby, it’s Phil ? live at Night Talk
we’re talkin’ about musical genius R.A. The Rugged Man
let’s take some calls, find out what you guys think

# 1 Caller: Yo, R’ s definitly one of the illest liricist I’ve ever heard, that’s real

# 2 Caller: R.A. man, he’s comin’ out, guns blazin’ baby, BOOM, watch out

# 3 Caller: He’s very intelligent, he’s a positive model in rap

# 4 Caller: I went to a show last week, he was the bomb… He was better than Michael Jackson

# 5 Caller: He’s so sexy, My girl said he has an 11 inch cock, couldn’t walk ?

# 6 Caller: Yo R.A. is worldwide man, he’s goin platinum, quadruple, and big time

# 7 Caller: First time I saw him, I knew he had a star quality, he’s a superstar

[Verse 1]

Ayyo, here’s the whole story, the whole true, “He’s retarded”
Here’s how my whole bullshit career started
Back in ’88 it was about battle rappin’ and shootin’ guns off
at house parties, say “HO” (BANG! BANG!BANG!) ? before rhymin’
No complainin’ , no money, no fame, still maintainin’

1991, now my whole career started bustin’
You see in on stage shows, guess the crowd jump in
Let the kids come on
Tommy Boy, Mercury, Priority wanted me

Russell Simmons, and 9 other record companies
Sendin limousines out to pick up my broke ass
Feedin’ me stakes, buyin’ me hookers, I hope that shit last
I was used to have no cash, I got gats

White trash, why they wanna sign my ass ?
’92 the whole industry was on my dick
I signed to Jive Records, and fucked up the whole shit

[Chorus]

You’re a shinin’ star
You’re a superstar
Ooohhh..
Large star

But you gonna be large
You’re a shinin’ star
You’re a superstar
Ooohhh..

Yeah, right

[Verse 2]

Now I’m stuck on a wack label

They say, “You see the way you behave

Now wonder why the label hate you”

They say “He’s a beast, he’s a creature

Keep him in the other room, don’t let him see Aaliyah”

Banned from the building, I don’t wanna see ?

“He just don’t know how to play the game right

He could be large than life”

They try to turn the label caucasian

They signed me, Whitey Don and the Insane Clown Posse

And they signed the Backstreet Boys and Britney

It’s a pop label, what the fuck they want with me

Forget R. Kelly, I’ ma do that rippin’ out your cunt shit

I flipped the fuck out and did some dumb shit

? looked at me, I got a gun shit

I ain’t gonna give that commercial run hit

Instead I gave your label suck dick

Try to press charges against me

Suited me, blackballed me

My lawyer wouldn’t even call me

[Chorus]

You’re a shinin’ star

You’re a superstar

Ooohhh..

Large star

But you gonna be large

You’re a shinin’ star

You’re a superstar

Ooohhh..

Large star

You’re a shinin’ star

You’re a superstar

Ooohhh..

Large star

But you gonna be large

You’re a shinin’ star

You’re a superstar

Ooohhh..

Yeah right

[Verse 3]

’95, I’m broke out the ass, no doe

Watchin’ everybody else around me blow

Trackmasters, Mobb Deep, Keith Murray

Biggie and Puff, I’ll admit it, I was jealous as fuck

I was so pathetic

No doe under ugly chick

With a no doe fetish, all my old hoes jetted

Went from hearin’ “You’re a star kid”

To hearin’ “He ain’t talented, he’s garbage”

? shitty ? there’s no market

’96, I got a gun now

I remember I was bout to kill Jeff Henster

Moved back in with pop duke

and my handicapped brothers and sisters, and we had no loot

That’s when the Feds came by

And surrounded the house

They had automatic weapons, and was pullin’ em out

And the moral of the story is

all that glamour and glitz shit (what?)

Fuck that shit, I don’t need it

[Chorus]

You’re a shinin’ star

You’re a superstar

Ooohhh..

Large star

But you gonna be large

You’re a shinin’ star

You’re a superstar

Ooohhh..

Yeah right

Radio speaker: Yeah baby, it’s Phil ?, we’re back live at Night Talk

The subject: R.A. the Rugged Man… What happened to that guy? We’re takin’ calls

# 1 Caller: Yo, R’s the true definition of a wack ass, bitch ass, punk ass MC, ‘na mean

# 2 Caller: R.A., You’re goin’ down boy like a piece of shit, BOOM!

# 3 Caller: I see him at the mall, he grab my ass and ? on my tits

# 4 Caller: I went to a show last week, it sucked so bad

he was in it underwear, spittin’ underwear, he’s so disgusting

# 5 Caller: Yeah, my girl fucked him, she sad he had a little 2 inch dick, and couldn’t keep it hard

# 6 Caller: R.A. ? Mmm… ? Heard his label drop him, guy’s a loser

# 7 Caller: Yo anybody seen that guy R.A. around, heard he’s fuckin broke

# 8 Caller: Yeah, I don’t think R.A. is that bad guy

nd everything just cause he’s losing and shit, and I, before..

Radio speaker: I think we might have R.A. the Rugged Man on the line now, R.A, is that you ?

# 8 Caller: Uuuh… NO!