The Teacher

I want to thank you for the lesson
I want to thank you for what I’m learning
You are such a good teacher
Though your methods are
A little harsh

You make teaching seem so easy
It’s like you’re not even trying
I think it was the lying
That really drove the point home

I said oh

I walked right in on the first day of class
Like a fool
Having so much fun I didn’t know
I was at school
And now, if it’s over, don’t stop me if it is
Sit down, my pop-quiz for you goes:

True or false: I’m better off
False or true: which one are you?

It hit me when the bell rang
Cheating is a cancer
And when the proctor prods you
You better cover up your answers

True or false
Oh oh oh oh